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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
For mash, get lostangels22.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The lostangels22 of champions.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
A lostangels22 a day helps you work, rest and play.
(heh.)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
But I'd rather have a bowl of lostangels22.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Mama's got the magic of lostangels22

6. To someone you dislike?
A finger of lostangels22 is just enough to give your kids a treat.
(uhh...wut?)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
What's in your lostangels22?
(pee, obviously. super lol.)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Ask the man from the lostangels22.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Splash lostangels22 all over.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Shake the bottle, wake the lostangels22.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Vorsprung durch lostangels22.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Make fun of lostangels22.
(...Is this supposed to be reverse psychology?)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Easy, breezy, beautiful lostangels22.
(lol, I swear that is exactly what it brought up.)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Nothing comes between me and my lostangels22.

15. Your last words before you die...
Too good to hurry lostangels22.

16. Your message to a special someone...
From our lostangels22 to yours.

17. Title of this post will be...
Discover the lostangels22 difference!